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Thursday, July 01, 2004
A talking frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He sees right away from her window nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. (He can read, too.)
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief. In staying with the bnk policy pertaining to customer relations, she kindly asks him his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, adds the fact that his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay to give him a loan because he knows the bank manager personally.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. No problem. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog at my window who says his name is Kermit Jagger, he claims to know you, says his dad is Mick Jagger, and wants to borrow $30,000, AND he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this thing?"
(You're gonna love this).....................
(It's a real treat)......................
(Masterpiece)..............................
(Wait for it).................................
The bank manager looks back at her and says......
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
(You're singing it, aren't you?!!! - I knew you would.)
Just a funny to end a long day! Thank's to my cousin Patti for this one! Have a good one! KC in Fla
Invisioned on |4:23 PM|
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