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Friday, August 06, 2004
Drumroll Please
You know what day it is, Sooooo............
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on thesame night.
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has notachieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be"meetings."
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never wantyou to share yours with them.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
Never lick a steak knife.
The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reasonwhy we observe daylight-saving time.
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests thatyou think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a bigdeal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.(This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
Your friends love you anyway.
Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember that a lone amateur built theArk. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.
Have a safe, fun, happy weekend my friends  KC
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