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Thursday, August 26, 2004
The Friday Funny!
I work 9 to 5:30 tommorrow, so I thought I'd get this in tonight ( just in case!) Since most here are women ( sorry Michael!) I know you all will relate in one way or another:
Bras and Religion!
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"
What type of bra?" asked the clerk?
"Type?" inquires the man, "There's a type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. “Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses, The Salvation Army lifts
the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."
( me here- Now what you never knew about bras!where do you "fit' in????) KC
BRA SIZES. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H
are the letters to define bra sizes?
(A) Almost boobs.
(B) Barely there.
(C) Can't complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake.
(G)Get a reduction.
(H) Help me, they've fallen and can't get up!
Have a great Day!!! Peace, KC
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