Friday, October 01, 2004
Back to Normal???
Well, it IS friday!! For those of you that share your space with the opposite sex:
Men's Night Courses:
> ALL ARE WELCOME!
> OPEN TO MEN ONLY!!
> Note:Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course
> will accept a maximum of eight participants each. Sign up
> early and get a discount on registration.
> 1. HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS: Step by step with slide
> 2. TOILET PAPER: DOES IT GROW ON THE HOLDERS? Roundtable
> 3. DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY BASKET AND THE FLOOR:
> Practicing with hamper. Pictures and graphics.
> 4. THE AFTER DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: DO THEY LEVITATE AND
> FLY INTO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES? Debate among
> panel of experts.
> 5. LOSS OF VIRILITY: LOSING THE REMOTE CONTROL TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT
> OTHER. Help line and support groups.
> 6. LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS: STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT
> PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE
> SCREAMING. Open forum.
> 7. HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR
> HEALTH. Power Point presentation.
> 8. REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST: Real life testimonial
> from the one man who did.
> 9. IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL
> PARKS? Driving simulation.
> 10. LIVING WITH ADULTS: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND
> YOUR WIFE. Online class and role-playing.
> 11. HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION: Relaxation exercises,
> meditation and breathing techniques.
> 12. REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS,ANNIVERSARIES,OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND
> CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE: Bring your calendar or
> PDA to class.
> 13. GETTING OVER IT: LEARNING TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE
> TIME. Individual counselors available
Happy day! Peace! KC
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