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Friday, October 22, 2004
IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!! Peace, KC!
> 40 THINGS YOU'D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK...
> 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full
> of sh*t.
> 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet
> it's hard to pronounce.
> 3. How about never? Is never good for you?
> 4. I see you've set aside this special time to
> humiliate yourself in public.
> 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people
> learn to see it my way.
> 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
> 7. I'm out of my mind, but please feel free to leave a
> message.
> 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
> 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a
> word you're saying.
> 10. Ahhh... I see the screw-up fairy has visited us
> again.
> 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was
> young and stupid.
> 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of
> strangers.
> 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't
> give a d**n.
> 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your
> mouth.
> 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I
> had about you.
> 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by
> your unique point of view.
> 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean
> you're an artist.
> 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is
> purely coincidental.
> 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!?
> 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
> 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma
> to burn off.
> 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are
> largely ceremonial.
> 23. And your crybaby, whiny-asssed opinion would be?
> 24. Do I look like a people person?
> 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
> lighting.
> 26. I started out with nothing and still have most of
> it left.
> 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
> 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
> 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
> 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you
> missed.
> 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
> 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
> 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
> 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
> 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
> 36. Chaos, panic, and disorder... my work here is
> done.
> 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
> 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just
> wanted a salary.
> 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
> 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
Feel free to post this at work friends. Or just add the appropriate name next to the proper line??!!! Later, Gators! KC 
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