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Friday, October 15, 2004

It's Friday!!!! With some good news at the end!!!

THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that
The professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat?)

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the
different
religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state
that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong to
more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of
souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as
souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during
my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with
you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in
having an affair with her, then number 2 above cannot be true, and
thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic and will not freeze over."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

Just a quick note, I will post more tommorrow- My oncologist is convinced that I have NO cancer in my lymph nodes, so I have been "downgraded" from stage III to Stage I breast cancer! WOO HOOO! That means a lot less trouble to kill the Beast! Hope that gives you all the smile that I've had all day!!!! Woohoo Peace! KC

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