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Friday, November 26, 2004
Better Late than Never1
Sorry I'm posting this so late, but hubby and I figured out that the 2nd, and 3rd days after my Chemo, my energy levels are at the lowest ebb. So I sort of "Lazed" the day away ( MY BAD!) I had hoped to get the X-mas lights up outside today, but I guess that will wait until tommorrow. In the mean time, IT'S FRIDAY!!
Some observations on Life!
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, even I can't get into my own
pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.
So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss
America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend
will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn...that was fun!"
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in
the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Wouldn't you know it...brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells
live forever.
Peace, KC!
Invisioned on |6:05 PM|
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