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Friday, November 12, 2004
Hi!
Today Hubby and I are spending the day together. He took off so we could go to the movies, lunch, whatever. So I'll probably be back later with a movie review, or just to check in and see what's up. In the mean time, it IS FRIDAY SOOOOOO......
What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.
What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.
Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.
Hoe do you spot a blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard!
How can you piss off your husband while making love?
Call him from your cell phone!
What does the bride of a Polish man get that's long and hard on her wedding
night?
His last name.
What's the down side to a threesome?
You could disappoint two women instead of just one!
How do you know you're really ugly?
Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg!
Why are hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car!
Happy Friday Friends! Peace, KC
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