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Friday, November 19, 2004

IT"S FRIDAY!!

And I have 2 short, but good ones! Have a laugh on me!

An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked."
"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.



AND


>>
>UCLA Study:
>
>A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
>the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on
>where she is in her menstrual cycle.
>
>For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and
>masculine features.
>
>However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be
>attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up
>his ass while he is on fire.
>
>Further studies are expected.
>
>


Have a great day! Peace, KC

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