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Friday, December 17, 2004
As Promised!
The Friday Funny!
Eight Words with Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male...........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male........ Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... ....Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.........Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... ..Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... ..A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.....The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.........Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........ A device that doesn't only control the tv, but reassures them that they are king and have complete control of the castle. (Considering all that is worthy of his complete attention and devotion is the TV)
Still "up and running" here! GOD BLESS PROCRIT! Enjoy!
Peace, KC
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