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Friday, January 07, 2005

Friday, and assorted stuff!

Well, saw "Meet the Fockers" yesterday. It was really funny, but I would caution any parent out there not to take kids,say, younger than 13-15 years old. There is ALOT of sexual innuendos, and talk that will either go over a young kid's head ( hopefully!!) or be "too much information" ( as my kids would say!) The charactor that Streisand (sp?) plays is a Sex therapist, so take that as a warning!!! Other than that, It is worth the price of admission!
I have been looking around for a case for my I-Pod. I don't want scratch the thing up carrying it around in my purse, or when I go to the hospital. the problem is that can't find one around here, and the one's on-line won't be here in time! I'll have to try and "make" one to suffice until I can get a real one.
That's about it- so goes my exciting life! PFFFT! well, at least I can give you all a laugh:..........................

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2..00 apiece on those little
bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
section in a swimming pool?

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3. OK.... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
Tennessee Titans?
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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one
enjoys it?
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5. There are three religious truths:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian
faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
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6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?
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. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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8. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread
to begin with?
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9 Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who
drives a racecar is not called a racist?
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10. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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11. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,cowboys deranged, models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
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12. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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13. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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15. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more
as they get older; then it dawned on me .....they're cramming for their
final exam.
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16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons
and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
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17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we
supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the
postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

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18 If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
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19 You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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20. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

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21. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
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22. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

And with that... Have a great day! Talk at you all soon, the laundry's calling! ;-)
Peace! KC


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