Friday, April 08, 2005
How many people can you fit on a queen size bed???
At least 5!!!
Last night, that line of storms that has been wreaking havoc across the country came through here, and oh boy the lightening!! I love a good "light show", but the kids all came running in, and we ended up with a "Fine" pile of bodies on the bed! Had to laugh, and turned to Jon and told him we needed a bigger bed. Oh well, guess you had to be there..............
Well, Mom's here, and we're waiting for Andy to come home from school, so we can give him his gifts. I'll try to be back later. Either that, or tomorrow. I had more to say today, but blogger was A.W.O.L. all this morning when I had the time to post. So I'll just leave you with your Friday Funny! 'Later, Gators!!!
The IRS sends an auditor (a nasty little man) to audit a synagogue.
The auditor does all types of checking. At one point, he turns to the Rabbi and says,
"I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes," answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle drippings?" asked the auditor. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker, and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor (somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a practical answer.)
So, he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious way...
"Rabbi, what about all these Matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the Matzo?"
"Ah yes," replied the Rabbi calmly, "we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them back in a box to the manufacturer and every now and then,they send a box of Matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, what do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?"
"Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins, and when we have enough, we actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service."
"Internal Revenue Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi.
"Internal Revenue Service.
And every couple of years,
they send us a little prick like you."
Have a great Friday all- Peace and Love! KC
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