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Friday, April 22, 2005
Well, not much to talk about today. I have the day off, so I'm gonna surf, clean and rest! I managed to get more "stuff" on my sidebar. Just a list of events coming up in my life. I tried to get a "countdown" put on there for the Lep concert, but I couldn't make it work. If any of you know of a site I can get one at- let me know. The "treatment" one is an educated guess, from what Dr. S. told me of my radiation treatments. When I see him and get it tied down, I'll update it for certain. What I do know, is the concert is going to be my little "celebration" of the end of my own personal "Year from Hell" that you all have seen me through. I've already been in contact with a few fans on the OF ( Scar and Shalalala girl, who live just north of me!) Devon, and I'm still hoping for Tig! I hope we will all "convoy" on over to Kissimmee, and make an event of the day. But it's too soon for those kind of "concrete" plans as of yet. I've put in for the day of/day after off. So it's all in wait-and-see mode at this point. I know I had wanted to go "Lep-treking" and try and meet some of you. And I will sometime. But the family needs this vacation we have planned more. And since I'm" wife and mother"- their needs come first. Darn it all! So the funds for yet ANOTHER trip this summer, and the time-off involved, are just not there. But I will make the effort. It just may have to wait for the next tour.
Well- enough of my B.S., it's time for that thing that you love about my Friday's- The Funny!
How to Shower: Women VS Men
How To Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower.
Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure i! t's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
How To Shower Like a Man
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
Get in the shower.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair.
Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
If there is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,
there is something so very wrong with you.
Have a great weekend all! Peace and Love, KC
****P.S.- I just went to http://whtq.com, And Guess who their "don't miss" concert is this week???? And their" featured album?" You guessed it! I'm so proud of them! And Chris has been pushing the concert BIG TIME on air. He said they'd be having a contest for free tickets. I'll buy mine, but if it includes meeting the band- I think I'll be "back in his face" really bad! hehehehe!
***** P.S.S.- I was just surfing again, and it seems our guys will be on the Showtime Next channel, May 1st. It is a "Planet Rock profiles- Def Leppard"! Oh boy, now I'm really gonna have to remember how to program my stupid VCR! Where did I put that instruction book.....???? I think that maybe, finally, Island records has got a guy running it who puts his money where his mouth is! About damn time too! ;-)
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