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Friday, June 10, 2005
Happy Friday!
And I'm just soooo glad the weekend's here. I have so much to catch up with around here, it's beyond rediculous. And since the weather has gone back to crap, the kids are gonna help me get this place cleaned up. Jon wants to "bomb" the kitchen with bug spray today, and he has already emptied all the cabinets. You see, living down here, bugs are a MAJOR problem. You have to keep up with the sprays, or they get in and you have the devil's own time getting rid of them. So we will have to have the whole house cleaned, swept and vacuumed before he gets home today. Which is a good thing- that will leave the rest of the weekend for some much-needed rest! And since the weather ( thanks to that darn storm south of us) is going to be lousy all weekend, I should get in some much needed "nap-time". I have a couple of good books just waiting for me on my bedside table....
Oh and next week I am only working 2 days ( Monday & Tuesday) Cause Weds. is THE CONCERT! And I took the next day off to recoup ( and deal with any pics I may get!). Andy is gettting so excited, and so am I. Devon has called a few times as well, trying to get her schedule down for her babysitter. This next week is going to see me very happy. 5 more treatments, and a Def Leppard concert. I ask you- can it get any better??? NOT!
So I leave you all today with what I hope will be a great start to your weekends. If your off to see the show ( RHONDA!) have a great time. And the rest of you, be happy!
> Subject: Women Centric Humor
Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck & the noose.
Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there & waits for the world to revolve around him.
OR. Three - one to screw in the bulb, two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath & calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts
Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Q: What is the difference between men and women...
A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.
A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
Live all you can; it’s a mistake not to.
Oh - and 1 more thing:
5 days 'til DEF LEPPARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace and Love to you all! KC
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