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Friday, June 03, 2005
Heaven Is:
I know it's fuzzy, but I took it at 6am!! It was funny to see me last night when I got home. It was about 10:30pm, I was tired, still feeling the affects of this darn cold ( though I'm much better, thanks!). Andy comes up to me, asks me how my day went- and would I like a "pick-me-up"? When I said yes, he holds up the UPS envelope. I grabbed it and we both proceeded to do the "happy little silly dance" all around the kitchen! We must have looked like a couple of lunatics, but WTF, it felt good!!! 12 MORE DAYS!!!!!!!
Today starts what for me will be a very busy weekend. I have to spend today getting the 2 youngest clothes for the wedding. And since my Father-in-law, and eldest B & SIL, who all live in Seattle are in, we will be going over to see them this evening ( at the house on the river, you know- I showed you all pics??) Then tomorrow is the wedding, which- knowing this family- will be an all day affair. And we will probably go over there Sunday as well. It's been a long time since Jon's Dad has been down here, and I want the kids to spend as much time as possible with him. He's not getting any younger......
So I don't know whether I'll get back here before, say, Sunday. So I'll leave you all with the traditional Friday Funny, And I hope you all have a great weekend!
Oh, and Kim? I'll be waiting for that picture sweetie! Have a great time ( DUH!) and we want ALL THE DETAILS when you get back! Oh, and don't wear out Joe, he'll need his energy for us! (j/k- NOT!) hehehehe.
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband
and asked for $ 20, for their first lovemaking encounter :
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was
repeated each time they made love, for the next 30 years, with him thinking
that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband
in a very drunken state : Over the next few minutes, he explained
That his company had gone through a process of corporate downsizing, and
he had been let go - It was unlikely that at the age of 55, he'd be
able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been
earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years
of deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million. Then, she showed
him stock certificates issued by the bank which were worth over
$2 million, and informed him that they were the largest stockholders in the bank.
She explained that for 30 years, she had charged him for sex and
these holdings were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $ 3 million,
her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he
found his voice and blurted out "If I'd had any idea what you were doing,
I would have given you all my business !"
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.....
Peace and Love to you all! KC
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