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Saturday, July 16, 2005

( You all will understand the picture, when you get to the end of the post!)
Becky and Shadow!

Sorry I was out of the loop yesterday. I just came home from work, and was so tired that all I could think about was a nap! And yes, I know that pic in the funny looked like the Olympic symbol, rather that a national symbol. But I was really so tired I didn't think about it. It was the comment underneath I was laughing at anyway!
And we never made it to B & N's to get the latest Harry Potter book. I just was too out of it to make the drive. Well, we'll pick it up later. It's not like there won't be thousands of copies around. And I have to work tomorrow ( since I had the last 2 weekends off) so today I spend cleaning house, before we go to the BIL's as usual. So boring is the order of the day here! Laundry, floors and general clean-up, in the hopes that I won't have to go back and do it all again Monday. Which I have off as well, but that's the day I go get that bone test, and see the Surgeon. I also have to register Kimmie for Kindergarten! WOO HOO! The last of the kiddies in school! I know, I'll probably be sad on the day, seeing her hand in Andy's as they go off to the bus stop. But it also means the end of day-care bills, and that for one I'll be greatful for. $100 a week is going to go a LOOONNNGGG way to lighten the load finacially around here! I mean, after all, I've been paying THAT bill for almost 15 years all in all. I think that's long enough- don't you??
Well, I'd better get busy here. And since that "Friday Funny" was such a dud, you all get another one! Don't ever accuse me of not having a sense of humor! This one I think everyone will like, since most of my readers are avid Dog or Cat lovers.....

Subject: Dogs -vs- Cats

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous

Pick the cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby.
Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand.
As cat opens mouth, pop pill in. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
Cradle cat again in left arm and repeat process.
Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm while holdingback paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger.
Hold mouth shut to the count of ten.
Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from the top of wardrobe.
Call spouse from garden.
Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, holding front and rear paws.
Ignore low growls emitted by cat.
Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand, while forcing wooden ruler into mouth with the other.
Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap.
Make a note to buy new ruler and repair curtains.
Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with ear just visible from below armpit.
Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil, insert end of straw and BLOW.
Check label to make sure pill is not harmful to humans and drink a beer to take away the taste. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed.
Get another pill.
Open another beer.
Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck just leaving head showing.
Force mouth open with dessert spoon.
Flick pill down throat with rubber band.
Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges.
Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour a shot and drink.
Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for last date of tetanus shot.
Bathe cheek with whiskey to disinfect.
Toss back another shot.
Throw bloody, torn t-shirt away and fetch another form bedroom.
Then call fire department to retrieve the freaking cat from the tree across the street.
Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.
Take last pill from foil wrap.
Tie the little so and so's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table.
Get heavy duty pruning gloves from shed.
Push pill into mouth, followed by a large piece of steak. Be rough about it.
Hold head vertically and pour two liters of water down throat to wash pill down.
Consume remainder of Scotch.
Get spouse to drive you to emergency room.
Sit quietly while doctor stitches your fingers and forearm, and removes remnants of pill from your eye.
Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
Arrange for pound to collect "mutant cat from hell", and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

Wrap it in bacon.

( Now you all know why I have a dog!!)

Peace and Love to you all! KC

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