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Friday, September 30, 2005
For the Ladies........
This one is definately for you! I'll be back after my appointment, and let you know what happened. In the meantime.....It is Friday!!!
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she
is
finished.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,
"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a ! woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married,
and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in
your sleep.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still
alive."
A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to
love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his
moods. Because, Lord,
if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few
minutes. When the bus
arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and
the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After
a
while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of
the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to
him, "Why don't you
put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That
ticking sound is
driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber
at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so
shut the hell up!!!!
Oh, and before I forget- Someone has a special day today.....
Happy Birthday Julie!!! Hope you have a great one Sweetie!!!!!!!!!
Love and Peace, KC
***UPDATE***
I went to Dr. B's, and he said he wants to see me twice weekly for a while. He put something on my wound which, after he peeled me off the ceiling ( it stung like a MO-FO!), did manage to stem the bleeding. They also said they'd send in the additional paperwork but alas, no call today from Metlife. So I will have to call them Monday, and see ( AGAIN!) what the hell is going on. But I did find out that my BIL ( the one that lives on the river- from here on called the "River BIL") is having a party tomorrow. So that should help to take my mind off things. I also got some neat stuff in the mail today!
I'll be sure to get pics of both, and share!
Have a good weekend all!
As Always, KC
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