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Friday, September 16, 2005
Friday again!
The family in Jamestown, VA.
Well, another week gone. And I have something to do today! I went out yesterday and bought some herbs and flowers. I just can't stand seeing all my beds just standing empty. The summer heat has decimated what was there, and dirt and sand ( and weeds!) are just not my ideal landscape. So today, when Jon gets home, I'm gonna get some fertilizer, and replant a few beds. The weather down here has gone from "hell" to just "hot", so hopefully these will at least have a fighting chance. And no, I will not do any heavy work- Jon will do that. I'll just settle for putting the actual plants in, and arranging the beds. It's just very hard for me to just sit here and look at all that needs to be done- and not be able to do anything about it. This will ( hopefully) help a little of that frustration go away!
Well, since it's Friday- You all know what comes next! This first one comes from my Cousin Rae:
The Genie
While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever. "
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning.
So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
God is good
And our very own Sandy sent me this one! And it hit's close to home!
I lie awake
I lie awake waiting for you.
As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.
You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.
You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body...
You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.
Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone. I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events.
My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings,
making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
... you fucking mosquito!
Have a great day, and a great weekend all!
Peace and Love, KC
Invisioned on |7:05 AM|
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