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Friday, September 23, 2005
I know this is late but......
I've been cleaning the computer all evening. You all remember when I was having a problem with the "temporary internet files"? Well, it seems that the program I use- CCleaner- has only been working on MY part of the computer. You know how XP lets everyone have their own "space"? Well, Jon and Becky's have not been getting "cleaned" at all! So I had to go in to each of their's and clean up. Which took about 2 hours! But at least NOW I know this thing is in good working order.
Anywho- on with the fun stuff! As you know, I was seriously short on jokes. Thanks to Jude for this one!
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
! 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
And this is one that managed to come in today- short but funny!
BE SURE YOU LOCK YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS AT HOME
A local man was found dead in his home over the weekend.
Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bathtub.
The tub had been filled with milk, sugar and cornflakes.
A banana was sticking out of his ass.
Police suspect a cereal killer
Have a great weekend!
Peace and Love, KC
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