Sunshine, Most Times!

.::Sunshine, Most Times::.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Friday, and back to normal

Which of course, means PICTURES!

This is a T-shirt from the book series I'm addicted to. Jon said "at least it's not
Def Leppard"! I guess I tend to "wear my heart on my sleeve" as it were.

Well, the bills are all paid, and there's money left. So Hubby and I are off to BJ's today, to fill the freezer, and see what other bargins await. I like going there, except for the fact that it costs dear to get out! Buying in bulk ( especially with MY family) is cost efficient, but it sure doesn't feel that way when I get the bill! The fact that I'm buying say, 3 large jars of Jiff, (for the price of 1 & 1/2 in the regular grocery store) that will last 4 months, still hurts when it costs $6! I never seem to get out of there under $100, and if I took the kids as well, it would be closer to $200! That's why I've been going on Friday afternoons. Jon gets off early on Fridays ( he works 10 hour days Mon - Thurs, and works 1/2 day on Friday) and we can go there without hearing "Mom- I need......!" Hey, it saves on the nerves & gray hairs!

Oh YEA- IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!

Todays weekly "offering" comes from a friend at work, Nina. Thanks Sweetie!

Subject: Church Bulletin Bloopers!!

Thank goodness for church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually
appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services.

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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary
Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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PRAYER & FASTING Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer
Conference includes meals."
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those
things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again", giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help
they can get
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music
will follow.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several
new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
Proceeds will be used to cripple children
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person
you want remembered.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be
seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the
Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are
invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend
him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self-esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the
back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church
basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this
tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please
use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan
last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!

Have a great day all! Peace and Love, KC :-)

P.S.- Ok Kim, now look what you started!!

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