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Friday, October 14, 2005
I'm Tired
And thankfully, the kids have no school today. Which means I'm still sitting here in my P.J.'s. But I've got a load of stuff to do today, so I'll have to get moving soon.
Yesterday, our bathroom sink sprung a leak. And Becky's best friend's birthday is today (HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN!). So we'll have to go get her a gift, AND get a new sink. And I have to go by my store, because I've decided to go back to work ( whether I'm totally healed or not) on Nov. 5th. I just can't take this sitting around shit anymore. Taking 3 months to heal from a simple-ish surgery is just nuts! Plus we're coming up on Christmas season, which means it will be busy there, and hopefully they'll need my help. Anyway, I have to go in and talk with my store manager, and let him know. I've already called my co-workers, but I have to talk to him to make it "official"!
So a busy Friday for me. And hubby will have to put in a sink this weekend. Scary! Jon, while an excellent father, husband and cook- is not what you would call "mechanically inclined". I have a feeling I will have to do most of it, just to keep the foul language down to a minimum! All those BIL-SIL in the family, and not one plummer. Crap! And I am NOT paying someone to come in and do it. I have enough bills, thankyouverymuch!
Well, after thinking about all this, I'd better get off here, and get motivated. And get Becky out of bed- which will be the hardest job I have all day ( *wink* teenagers!) I'll leave you all with today's funny, complements of my cousin Rae:
ONLY IN AMERICA:
Only in America.....Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......Do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......Do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
Only in America......Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
Only in America......Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
Only in America......Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
EVER WONDER ..
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Happy Friday all! Peace and Love, KC
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