Friday, November 11, 2005
And my house is a mess! So I guess I know what I'm doing today. The one bad thing about going back to work- the kids have the run of the house. Jon, while a good dad, is a guy- and as such doesn't think that the house is that big a mess. Whereas I walk in and go " OUCH!" So before anyone goes anywhere today ( the kids have no school, it's Veterans day today) they're cleaning up this mess. Or I'm gonna ( Becky's term) go "voodoo" on their butts!
I know I've mentioned about a couple of DVD's that I've been bidding on via E-bay. Well, something's happened that's just made my day/week/month! I did manage to win one last week, and with the seller that I've been bidding with for all the others. Well, turns out she's a big Lep fan ( DUH!). One of the shows is the "Unplugged and Unshaved". I tried to get that one off Winmx, but that P2P went off-line in October, and I haven't found one that I like since. Her offering of that show kept getting pulled from E-bay, why- I don't know. So when I won the other, I e-mailed her asking if I could possible get that from her, outside of E-Bay. She has responded, and a long story short, she has 20 DVD's of various Lep stuff that she's gonna record for me- all for $40!!! She said since I was also a big fan, she'd do this for me- as a "share the love" type thing!! I'm in heaven right now!!! I can't wait to get these DVD's! I'll let you all know when I get them, and if they're worthy of "sharing" with all of you! WOW- I was joking when I told her I would like them all, but she took me at my word. I can't tell you who she is, or anything. I promised her I'd keep that, and her list between us. But I'm just blown away once again by the kindness of Lep Fans. My poor mailman is gonna think I've flipped out, I'll be hounding him at the mailbox!
Well, It's Friday! And although I know a lot of you are off to Vegas ( I WANNA COME TOO!!!*BOOHOO*) I know some of us aren't as lucky. So have a great time all, and if they play Slang- I want a call as well! Can't let Kim have all the fun, can I?? ( J/K Kim!) and without furth ado- your giggle of the day:( thanks to Kat!)
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the
sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the $$=+ out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he
was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it
for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me" .
12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for
the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St.Peter's not a peter
pulling contest at St. Taffy's!
Have a great day everyone!
Peace and Love and LEP! KC
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