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Sunday, November 06, 2005
Just another Sunday
And boy, am I tired for some reason. I guess I had a little "too much" fun at the BIL's yesterday *smirk*. And there was a bunch of stuff I wanted to get done today, since I go back to work tomorrow. That's right- Normal starts at 10am tomorrow. I'm sure I'll be glad to be back for at least a week. Then reality will hit, and I'll probably be bitching about something having to do with work. But at least I won't be bored/frustrated anymore.
And if I'm not here for the next few days, don't panic. It will probably take me a couple of days to get used to being on my feet 8 hours straight. So I may collapse when I get home for awhile. But I will be back, and have something more exciting than my usual gardening/family/boring stuff ( I hope!) Oh, and I got this from a friend. In honor of my "freedom", I thought you all would like to start off the week with a few giggles ( or end your weekend, which ever you prefer!)
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong
finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she
is
finished.
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
A young son asked,
"Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
Then there was a ! woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got
married,
and by then, it was too late."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.
If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in
your sleep.
Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go
through life thinking they had no faults at all.
First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Mine's still
alive."
A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, to
love and to forgive him, and for Patience, for his
moods. Because, Lord,
if I pray for Strength, I'll just beat him to death.
AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with
their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few
minutes. When the bus
arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and
the nine kids are
able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After
a
while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of
the stick of the
blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to
him, "Why don't you
put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That
ticking sound is
driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber
at
the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so
shut the hell up."
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Have a great week all, and I'll let you know how it's going ( And I've changed the video to some very fitting "back to work" music...... ;-))
Peace and Love, KC
** Edit- 8:30 pm**
AND THE WINNER IS:
Gotta love my Guys!! And I've gotten to see them 3 weeks in a row- a small miracle for me down here!
Going to dream of the play-offs tonight. Maybe another nail-bitter come January for me :-p.
Peace, KC
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