Saturday, November 26, 2005
Yes- I'm still here!
I've just been busy! So let me catch you up:
Thanksgiving was a bust. We spent the morning as most do, watching the parade on TV. Then it was time for work for me. I tell you- why we bother being open is beyond me. At least, they should shut the stores down at 3 or 4pm, and not leave them open until 6pm. We had about 2 customers that late, and both could have gotten what they did at the local "quickie mart" of their choice! And as the "newbie" assistant was on duty- he would not let any of us go early! So I didn't even get home until 6:15- by which time we were just too tired to go anywhere. So I didn't get a family Thanksgiving as such. But at least I don't have any chance of working on Christmas!
Yesterday, Jon decided that we should "bomb" the house. We do that 3-4 times a year, since in Florida, bugs are a major problem. We had to strip down the kitchen, leave the house for 4 hours and then come back and clean up the mess. Needless to say, I was too worn out to do much of anything last night. But we had a good time while we were out. Since I refused to go shopping ( the fact that I wanted to save monies for Christmas, and the CROWDS!) we went someplace we hadn't been in a while: The Brevard County Zoo!
The new Jaguars! Aren't they sweet! They don't have names yet- perhaps Joe and Sav?
The girls feeding the ducks! Looky- I got Becky to smile! Wonders never cease!
Andy & Kim trying to feed the Giraffes!
We had a pretty good time all in all, and after dropping off Becky to see her H.S. Football team in the Semi-finals for the state championship ( Which they lost- BUMMER!) we came home, cleaned up and rested. And this moring saw our monthly BJ's run, and the usual groceries run. So much for resting on my weekend off, Huh? I should know better than that! And I still have to weed the veggie gardens, and do laundry! But the rest of today I'm going to relax. Just read, surf, and go to the BIL's house as usual. I also got 4 DVD's in the mail yesterday that I have yet to watch. "Unplugged and Unshaved", and 3 others. I'll let you know if they're any good ;-)!
So I hope you all are enjoying your weekends! I'm going to surf around now, and catch up with what's happening with you all. I'll be back tomorrow!
Peace and Love, KC
OMFG! I forgot my Friday Funnies! 40 Lashes for me! Well, better late than never:
Love, Lust and Marriage
> Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
> Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
> Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
> Love- When intercourse is called making love.
> Lust- When intercourse in called screwing.
> Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania.
> Love- When you argue over how many kids to have.
> Lust- When you argue over w ho gets the wet spot.
> Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
> Love- When you share everything you own.
> Lust- When you steal everything they own.
> Marriage- When the bank owns everything.
> Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
> Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
> Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax.
> Love- W hen your heart flutters every time you see them.
> Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them.
> Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them.
> Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
> Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it.
> Marriage- When you listen to talk radio.
> Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
> Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about.
> Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought.
> Love- When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
> Lust- When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
> Marriage- When you're only interested in your golf score.
> Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
> Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
> Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
> Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts.
> Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and Vaseline.
> Marriage- You only leave the house when you're allowed.
And another ( both from my friend Alex!)
Jack or Debra
The Boss was in quandary. He had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down
to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It was an impossible
decision, they were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the
water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night. She went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I
have to lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "Because I feel like shit."
Invisioned on |1:41 PM|
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