Friday, February 10, 2006
And I think this time I really mean it! Between the Kids, and my Mom, I'm glad to see this week finished. Now all I have to be is mom, such as it is!
I was going to do some gardening this morning, but as it's about 43 degrees out, I'll leave that chore for another day. So I guess Hubby and I will do some shopping. Maybe go out to lunch. Something we rarely get to do just the two of us. And my kitchen needs some attention, and the laudry. So I'll just leave you all with our usual fare:
This one is from my friend Alex..........................
Men and Weight loss:
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!"
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and
has his way with her.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lb. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day, 20 lb. program.
The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life.She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me"
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but when he does, it's worth every muscle cramp and wheeze.
For the next four days, the same routine happens.
Much to his delight,
on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover that he has lost another
20 lbs. as promised.
He decide to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day, 50 lb. program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds
Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
a sign around his neck that reads,
"If I catch you, you're mine."
And with that, I'll "catch" you all later!
Love and Peace, KC!
Invisioned on |8:19 AM|
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