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Friday, April 14, 2006
My bad!
So, what did I do with my day off? Did I clean house ( well, a little bit)Did I re-organize my closet as I had planned? Did I rescreen that door that needs doing?
NO!
I did the "important" stuff. Like watching that DVD that I bought 3 weeks ago ( Memoirs of a Geisha) and load my I-Pod with yet MORE music. You know, the kind of stuff that really means something ;-)
I know, I'm crazy. And the fact that I work the night shift (I'll get home around 10:30 tonight)AND work Sunday, I'll have no time to do any major cleaning/laundry this weekend. So I guess everyone will have to deal. Because I needed the "time-off" from thinking. I've just had too much going on lately to stress on my one day of rest. Not to mention, all the kids are home today. So I'm not going to get anything done this morning. Already Kimmie is bugging me to get off this thing so she can play. And Becky is right behind her. We really need to get the other computer "wi-fi'ed" up. I'm tired of fighting the whole family for 10 minutes on this sucker!
So, with all that, I'd better make this short(ish)! So here's your Friday Funny-
( well, it's not really a funny- but it is TRUE!)
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> Why Older Chicks Rule by Andy Rooney from CBS "60
> Minutes".
>
> This is for all you girls 40 years and over....
> and for those who are
> turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving
> into their 50's...AND
> 60's..and
> for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!
>
> Andy Rooney says:
>
> As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most
> of all. Here are just a
> few reasons why:
>
> A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of
> the night to ask, "What
> are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
>
> If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
> she doesn't sit around
> whining about it. She does something she wants to
> do. And, it's usually
> something
> more interesting.
>
> A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be
> assured in who she is,what
> she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women
> past the age of 40 give a
> hoot
> what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>
> Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a
> screaming match with you at
> the opera or in the middle of an expensive
> restaurant.
>
> Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to
> shoot you, if they
> think they can get away with it.
>
> Older women are generous with praise, often
> undeserved. They know what it's
> like to be unappreciated.
>
> A woman over 40 has the self- assurance to introduce
> you to her women
> friends. A younger woman with a man will often
> ignore even her best friend
> because
> she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women
> over 40 couldn't care
> less if you're attracted to her friends because she
> knows her friends won't
> betray
> her.
>
> Women get psychic as they age. You never have to
> confess your sins to a
> woman over 40. They always know.
>
> A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red
> lipstick. This is not true of
> younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a
> woman over 40 is far
> sexier than her younger counterpart.
>
> Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell
> you right off if you
> are a jerk, if you are acting like one! You don't
> ever have to wonder where
> you
> stand with her.
>
> Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of
> reasons. Unfortunately, it's
> not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
> well-coiffed hot woman of 40+,
> there
> is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a
> fool of himself with some
> 22-year-old waitress.
>
> Ladies, I apologize for all those men who say, "Why
> buy the cow when you can
> get the milk for free." Here's an update for you.
> Now, 80% of women are
> against marriage, why? Because women realize it's
> not worth buying an
> entire pig, just to get a little sausage.
Have a great weekend! And a:
Peace and Love, KC!
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