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Friday, April 28, 2006

Um well, Sorry I'm late here....

But I worked the early shift. Which was great, in that I didn't have to deal with "D" at all today! But things were said to Mr. P., that made him up and call YET AGAIN to the "powers that be" about her ( see my post from yesterday!) Anywho, the more ammo, the bigger and faster the hit. Can't come fast enough for me though.

I still haven't gotten that picture taken. I'll have Becky take it sometime this weekend. I was nice not having to fuss with my hair this morning though!

We're having a serious problem down here with a big old brush fire. I-95 is closed along with other major roads. If it makes the news were you are, please know that it's in the Northern part of our county, and no where near me and mine. But if we don't get some serious rain down here soon, I may not be so lucky. So any of you sick of rain- send it our way PLEASE!!!!!

And with that, I'll get to the thing I hope you all look forward to after a long week- Your Friday Funny! This one complement of my Roomie Janine!
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THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER

8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8:30 Weigh in 2 pounds lighter than yesterday

8:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants
open presents - expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner

9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10:00 Light work out at club with sexy funny personal trainer

10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe !

12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notices she has gained 17 pounds

1:00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3:00 Nap

4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card is from secret
admirer

4:15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle
hunk, who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full
length mirror

7:30 Candle-lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments
received from other diners/dancers

10:00 Hot shower (alone)

10:50 Carried to bed . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11:15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms


THE PERFECT DAY FOR HIM

6:00 Alarm

6:15 Blow job

6:30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section

7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler

7:30 Limo arrives

7:45 Several beers en-route to airport

9:15 Flight in personal Lear Jet

9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9:45 Play front nine - 2 under

11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12:15 Blow job

12:30 Play back nine - 4 under

2:15 Limo back to the airport (several bourbons)

2:30 Fly to Bahamas

3:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot displaying growlers

4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson (bending
over, naturally).

6:45 Shit, Shower, and Shave

7:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated

7:30 Dinner: crabmeat appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet
steak followed by mango ice cream served on a big pair of tits

9:00 Napoleon brandy and Habanos cigar in front of wall-size TV as you
watch football game

9:30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies..some bending
over)

11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty hot-pepper pizza snacks and a
cleansing beer

11:30 A night-cap blow job

11:45 To bed alone

11:50 A 22 second fart which changes notes 4 times and forces the dog
to leave the room

11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
.....................................( Hummm- I don't know about that guy!!!)


Ok, Ok, I owe you all another one: this time from our favorite Hippy Chick!




Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little 5 year old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time...


A young family moved into a house, next door to a vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers.

Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important. At the end of the first week they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the little girl how she had come by her very own paycheck at such a young age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us." My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the f****** sheet rock."



Kind of brings a tear to the eye . . .
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*SNORT*

Have a great Friday!
Peace and Love to all! KC!!!

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