Friday, August 18, 2006
Early Work Day
and so- I'll just give you this, and wish you all a Happy Friday!
I'll be around all weekend, and try to get some posting done tonight/tomorrow. Big birthday bash tomorrow ( Jon and his twin sister, the one on the river btw!) So I should have some funny stories to report!
Picked this one because of a picture on Rhonda's blog:
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past,
looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?"
The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some."
So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they
smoke a few joints.
After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to
the river to get a drink.
The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a
drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls
into the river.
A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to the
side. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree
with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river
while taking a drink.
The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the
jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a
The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!"
The monkey looks down and says,
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuck........Dude! How much water did you drink?!"
Should we try it Rhonda? lol!
Have a great day all!
Peace and Love, KC!
Invisioned on |6:43 AM|
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