Friday, August 04, 2006
Lets see if we can get back on track here!
Since it has been a few Fridays since I've posted funnies. I just haven't had any energy/time/funnies! But Jude, and various friends have sent a few, so I can resume this again! But that doesn't let any of you off the hook. I said I have A FEW- but only a few. Before the computer crashed- I had about 30 stock-piled!! So if you get any good ones, pass them on. I'm also missing a few e-mail addy's, but I think I have them "hard-copied" somewhere. I just have to find out where!!
Becky's registration went much easier this year. They gave her all the classes she'd requested. I guess that since she's a Junior this year, she's got a better chance. Seniors first, Juniors second, that sort of deal. But I look at her schedule and cringe. Chemistry, Algebra II, Economics- Jeez, did I do those too? And all in the same year? OUCH! At least Jon can help with the Math/Science stuff- I'm worthless with that! Economics I can handle, along with her Language arts class. She's going to have to do a lot of creative writing this year, which is something I've never had a problem with. I just hope she applies herself this year, but I think she's realized that she has to if she wants to get anywhere in this life.
This weekend is shaping up to be a big dud, since my B & SIL will be out of town. So I'm going to get some more projects done around here. That is, if I can motivate myself. This heat is just too much, and my garden is beginning to look like a weed-fest. I tried one day to go out realllllly early ( like around 7am) and I still started sweating buckets within 5 minutes. Jon really doesn't want me out there anyway- he's afraid I'd get heat-stroke, since I'm not really used to the heat as he is. And even he's been coming home absolutely wiped-out most days. "D" has commented on how slow we are in the afternoons, and I told her most of the customers we usually get that time of day are the retirees, and they just don't want to go out in this heat!
So anyway, I'll be around this weekend. Give me a shout if you want. Meantime, on to that time honored tradition...........
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know
what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked !"
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
"It's been so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom."
"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy."
" You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little
things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman. Stuff you pay good money for in later life."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."
There will be a test at the end of the day- get your pencils sharpened ;-)
Have a great Friday! ( I work the late shift- with "D", so that tells you how my day will go lol!)
I'll be back tomorrow, with the tales of "how to teach hubby to use a cell-phone" lol!
Love and Peace, KC!
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