Friday, August 11, 2006
Not much going on here
Except we're all back in "normal" mode. Which means the kids in school, me and Jon at work, and my house suffering less for it!
I'm working a 10 hour shift today which starts in about 20 minutes, so I'd better get this up and check back with you all tonight:
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,and time is a waste of life,then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA
No matter how good she looks,some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC
At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.-Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom-The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York , New York .
If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's room, house of Representatives, Washington DC
Express Lane:Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills ,CA
and perhaps the most realistic one
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:If it has tires or testicles,you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Have a great Friday all!
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