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Friday, September 29, 2006

Well, another week

Down the tubes! And while it's been interesting, I've already commented below. So that leaves our usual. Besides, I have to get the house cleaned up today. Since the "River BIL" is having a party tomorrow, and I will probably be too tired Sunday to do all that cleaning. At least, I'll be able to deal with the house while nobody's home. It's much easier to clean without 3 kids coming up behind you making more messes! And Jon is planning on getting off early, so we'll probably go to lunch. There's just not alot of stuff around here to eat right now ( Since Sat. is the day we do the grocery shopping). And since I'm "jonesing" for some chinese- well that settles that!

Here's some "useful" info:
.............................
Proof That The World Is CRACKERS


In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with
a brick or piece of wood at all times.


(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
And deflower young virgins, who pay
Them for the privilege of having sex
For the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.


(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical
fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the
first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman
and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam!)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.


(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and
Always falls over on its right side
When intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)


(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.


(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)
...........................................
Scary- truly scary!

Have a great Friday all!
Peace and Love, KC!

Invisioned on |8:27 AM|

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