Friday, April 06, 2007
Vacation- Part II
Did I tell you all about the little "glitch" in our vacation? No, well then.....
Seems that while we were at the Pirate's dinner, somehow my cell phone managed to "leave" my purse. I noticed this once we got back to the Villa. I tried calling the theater, but no one was answering the phones. I was pretty pissed, as I just got that darn phone less than 2 months ago- and all our "spares" are being used ( Jon's phone died, and Andy's was stolen- so they are using the spares!) Which means if I didn't find the thing- it would cost me $300 to replace it! But I called the place as we were leaving Sea World, and they had it. So that solved that "glitch"!
On to the pictures:
Becky feeding the Seals. May not seem like much- but my kids have never been this close to sea animals of any kind. You cold almost reach out and pet them. And they sure know how to pose!
A few of the show "Believe". Really- how do they train these whales? It is just amazing, what they do. And pictures really don't do it justice. I wish I had thought to get video of this. But I was so caught up I totally forgot!
Well, This weekend is gonna be busy 2X! Today is Andy's birthday ( 13th- I've officially got another teenager in the house lol!)
Tomorrow we have a wedding to attend, and Sunday of course is Easter. Though we don't celebrate it in the religious sense, we do have an egg hunt for the kids ( which means me up at the crack of dawn to hid the eggs!) baskets, etc. So that should keep me busy right up to afternoon on Sunday. Which may be the next-best chance of me here.
So I hope you all have a great weekend, and a Happy Easter!
Oh, jeez, is it Friday??????........
SOCIAL SECURITY SEX
Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know; I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor.
Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "it wakes me up!"
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"
A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn
from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give
him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery
since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be
$3,500 for "small", $6,500 for "medium", $14,000 for "large".
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged
him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision The man
called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor
came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife-Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last'."
WOMEN'S HUMOROUS SEX
My husband came home with a tube of K-Y jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right.
When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.
One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman.
She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor "assisted living apartment" ... killing him instantly.
Brought before the court on charge of murder, the judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense.
She began coolly, "Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex, he could fly."
Catch you Later!
Peace and Love, KC!
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